i was running a bit late for work
and a fucking firetruck with santa on it came off a sidestreet and cut me off
i was duped because it had its lights on so i let it go
and it was just stana
santa
and he was driving slow
and waving at me
and still driving slow
so i flipped him off and passed him on the left
like, in the opposite directions lane

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—	Rob explaining why he flipped off Santa

Videos Rob Hoffman tweets about!

Neutra Face : An Ode On A Typeface (A Bearded Poker Face Parody)

Rob's too BA for Clueless?

samoisadeadgoon: dilemma: should i go to sleep or watch clueless?

heyitsrob11: clueless?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: A Very Sunny Christmas »

THESE FISHTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS

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Night of Friday, September 25th, 2009
I was hanging out with Shaq, Lil’ Wayne and Steve Spurrier at Scholer Park. Instead of talking when he wanted to communicate, Lil’ Wayne would just rap nonsensically. His words barely made sense and he threw in random words to make it rhyme. It was annoying to everyone. Shaq spent most of the time on his phone talking business. Lil’ Wayne then started rapping to Steve Spurrier about how Wayne has Clinton Portis on his fantasy team and Spurrier needs to give him a lot of carries so he can win. Spurrier told him he wasn’t the Redskins coach anymore, but Wayne wouldn’t listen. Shaq then hung up the phone and told Spurrier he wants to start at running back.

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—	One of Rob’s dreams

HELL YEAH ROB HOFFMAN DEFIES GOD!

(submitted by Jesse)

ughhhughughugh Hennessy isn’t as good as rappers make it sound.

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—

Rob

Halloween, Team Rob style.